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"<A href=chelsea/callinghome.shtml>Calling Home</A><BR>A telephone monologue: A guy calling home from college.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/cancerman.shtml>Cancer Man</A><BR>Sung to the tune of Piano Man.  [x-files in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/answeringmachine.shtml>You-have-one-new-message</A><BR>A comedy of errors told as a string of answering machine messages.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/badguys.shtml>Where the Villains Hang Out</A><BR>Ever wonder where the bad guys go when they're not terrorizing the good guys?<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/checkout.shtml>Weekly World News</A><BR>Two young people chat in a grocery line.  A fragment of a romantic comedy I never wrote.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/children.shtml>Portrait of the Chelsea Writer as a Children's Writer</A><BR>Some ideas I had for children's books.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/cmc.shtml>CMC, yeah, yeah, yeah</A><BR>Musical set at my college's computer center. [in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/clueless.shtml>Clueless at Carleton</A><BR>My first Chelsea script. [severe in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/comingattractions.shtml>Coming Attractions</A><BR>Upcoming movies...or are they? [no in-jokes, but it's a bit out of date]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/disgruntled.shtml>When Saga Workers Attack</A><BR>A worker at the college cafeteria goes a little nuts. [in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/disney.shtml>Sick, Evil and Disney</A><BR>A janitor discovers a Disney plot to take over the world.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/disneykids.shtml>Nothing Sacred</A><BR>Written post-Hunchback, this is how Disney would animate other classic novels.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/dontcry.shtml>Don't Cry for Me, Minnesota</A><BR>(Song parody) Evita moves north. [in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/dowjones.shtml>Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom</A><BR>What if Indiana Jones were an economist instead of an archaeologist?<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/eggsham.shtml>Green Eggs and What?</A><BR>Discover the underlying message of Green Eggs and Ham.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/epiphanies.shtml>Breakfast Epiphanies</A><BR>Conversation fragments unearthed under the influence of cafeteria food. [in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/epiphanies2.shtml>Breakfast Epiphanies 2: With a Vengeance</A><BR>More breakfast epiphanies.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/fairytales.shtml>The Prince, the Princess, and the Evil World, (and oh yeah, there's an evil witch and a talking frog, too.)</A><BR>Fairy tale characters discover the real world.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/godroommate.shtml>Someone call the Weekly World News!</A><BR>A college freshman discovers he has an unusual roommate.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/indy.shtml>Dancing on Tainted Shoes</A><BR>A really strange Indiana Jones parody. [in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/jinkeys.shtml>Jinkeys!</A><BR>What happened to Velma (from Scooby-Doo) after the gang broke up.  My favorite of the scripts I've written.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/johnjacob.shtml>That's My Name</A><BR>A monologue by a guy who's cursed by songs.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/lounge.shtml>Stopping by the Lounge on a Study Evening</A><BR>With apologies to Robert Frost.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/majors.shtml>What's your Major?</A><BR>An exploration of what you can do with different college majors.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/monkeys.shtml>No More Monkeys</A><BR>The old parable about the infinite monkeys, told from the monkeys' viewpoint.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/monologues.shtml>Like, oh, my gosh, it's a death-dealing kitchen appliance!</A><BR>Three interspersing monologues: A 14-year-old girl, a Cuisinart and the Bubonic Plague speak out.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/niceflight.shtml>Have a Nice Flight</A><BR>What the flight attendents say when they don't think you're paying attention.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/notes.shtml>And Another Thing...</A><BR>My very last Chelsea script. [in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/nudgenudge.shtml>Know what I mean?</A><BR>People who can only speak in euphemisms.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/offensive.shtml>An Unoffensive Script</A><BR>The authors try to write a script that won't offend anyone. [in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/onelastsaga.shtml>One Last Saga Script</A><BR>My last script making fun of the cafeteria, before I gave it up for good. [mild in-jokes]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/orgy.shtml>Student-Directed Learning Community (formerly known as Shared Interest Areas) Application for 1999-2000</A><BR>An application to start a somewhat unorthodox theme house. [in-jokes, but worth it]<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/people.shtml>Small Part</A><BR>A script with some very interesting characters.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/psychlove.shtml>Psych Majors in Love</A><BR>What happens when two psych majors fall in love?<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/remember.shtml>Remember?</A><BR>College seniors reminisce.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/scheduling.shtml>Scheduling Difficulties</A><BR>Two college students try to schedule a time to meet.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/show.shtml>The Show Must Go On</A><BR>A pun-laden script about New York shows.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/telemarketer.shtml>Ring, Ring</A><BR>What I did when a telemarketer woke me up.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/tji.shtml>This Just In</A><BR>The latest news.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/tji2.shtml>Son Of This Just In</A><BR>More of the latest news.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/tji3.shtml>Grandson Of This Just In</A><BR>Even more of the latest news.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/tobeorsomething.shtml>To be...or something else</A><BR>Shakespeare translated.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/typo.shtml>Press Release</A><BR>The dreadful effects of a typo in the company newsletter.<P>",
"<A href=chelsea/vader.shtml>Vader Knows Best</A><BR>Star Wars as a cheesy '50s sitcom.<P>");
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