Quote: (Nancy Reagan at a "Just say No" rally) "I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."

I'm feeling queasy, a bit deranged
Let me try to explain how I feel
That I've taken six tests and I'm only half done
You won't believe me
Sitting at Olaf with nothing to do
I'm trying quite hard not to whine
But I think that I'm getting the flu

I had to take these classes, I couldn't scrunch
And my profs wouldn't make any deals
I had way too much homework, no time left for fun
So I worked harder
Running around getting everything done
But nothing got finished at all
I never expected it to

Don't cry for me Minnesota
I don't think I'll ever leave you
I've got all that work
All those commitments
And now I'm coughing
So keep your distance

And as for torture, and as for pain
I guess I invited them in
Taking Bio 120 and Russian and Greek
They are infernal
They are not the no-brainers they promised to be
The answers just exit my mind
And I've begun coughing up slime

Don't cry for me Minnesota
It's only the Martian Death Flu
The Wellness Center
Won't let me enter
And so this snowbank
Will be my coffin