2. Who would you elect as President?
A war hero
A wunderkind
A B-movie actor
A peanut farmer
A womanizer

3. Favorite accessory?
Cellular phone
Fedora
Peace medallion
Rolex watch
Iron-ons

4. What do you like to protest?
Nothing, I'm too busy making money.
Pollution.
Free trade.
War, poverty and hunger.
That evil Rock and Roll.

5. Your favorite mode of transportation?
Commuter train
Lear jet
Anything that gets decent gas mileage
VW minibus
Rasor scooter

6. Your drug of choice?
Tobacco
Booze
Ecstasy
Cocaine
Pot

7. Your favorite saying?
LOL!
Greed is good.
Honey, I'm home.
I am not a crook.
Peace, man.

8. Where do you meet women (or men, as the case may be)
Times Square.
I don't, I'm happily married.
A disco.
Online.
A Stones concert.

9. What are you afraid of?
Nuclear armageddon
Poverty
The draft
Commies
AIDS

10. Greatest actor of all time?
Bogart
Hoffman
Travolta
Schwarzenegger
DiCaprio

11. Your goal in life?
Getting rich.
Bringing about world peace.
Going public.
Perfecting some nice dance moves.
Having nicer things than the Joneses.

12. The perfect movie must include...
Elaborate computer-generated special effects.
A beach party.
Gratuitous explosions.
A dance contest.
A drug trip.

13. Your favorite band?
The Beatles
The Four Tops
Poison
ABBA
Green Day

14. Which best describes your pants?
Flared bottoms
Flared bottoms and covered in colorful patches
Hanging somewhere around my knees
Designer jeans
Straight-legged and neatly-pressed

15. What's your attitude towards oil companies?
They exploit the third-world poor.
I'm bullish on their stock.
They're taking advantage of shortages to gouge us.
They're part of that whole corporate greed thing, man.
They employ Americans and encourage economic prosperity.