Whose Faulty Vision Proetry Generator

A "Proem" is a prose passage that has had spaces and line breaks inserted into it to make it look like a poem. A lot of what passes for "poetry" is in fact proetry. The Proem Generator allows you to take your favorite prose passage and make it into a proem.
Text to be made into a proem:

Insert new lines, on average, every words (must be greater than 1)
Insert extra spacing, on average, every words (must be greater than 1)
Contacting Me
AIM: DHarrisWarrick
ICQ: 99905127
Yahoo IM: traveller6
IRC: DanHW on Dalnet
Whose Faulty Vision sites
It only gets Better.....if you kill yourself
(the Whose Faulty Vision photo gallery)
Chelsea and the Oracle
(my writings)
Qualifier Inputs Arkansas City
The Whose Faulty Vision Proem Generator